![]() ** I was talking about the pinata, dirty minded!īoy bout to call someone thats perfect in every wayīoy calls Girl (Not really a joke. hi -stewieĢ8) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob sqaure pants? Who sounds like a girl when he tries to sing? JUSTIN BIEBER!Ģ9) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS! Who died in an oil spill because of BP? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!ģ0) "Sorry I thought you were someone else."ģ1) When you see a wasp singing 'Imma Be'ģ2) 11th of November, 2011. (A/N: No offense blondies)Ģ7) mom,mom,mummy,mummy,ma'ma,ma'ma,ma,ma. If he chokes (if, if he chokes) Don't let go.Ģ6) Blonds have more fun. do you die a day earlier?Ģ5) Eenie Meenie Minie Mo, Catch Justin Bieber by his throat give my best friend permission to change my online status to, "Chillin with Jesus"Ģ4) So if the world ends on December 21 2012, in New Zealand it'll be the 22nd. nobody will touch my wife.Ģ3) When I die. Why do you keep telling people your dying of AIDS when it's really cancer?ĭad: Because when I'm gone. "super cool stuff you wouldn't understand"ġ8) I wish I could be a monkey so I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.ġ9) Bitch, don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!Ģ0) I'm the kind of person that will spend 7 hours and 20 minuets to drown a fish.Ģ1) I KNOW WHO IT'S COMING FROM BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT! I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE!! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! YOU DUN GOOFED!Ģ2) Boy: Dad. "because whoever did it is a freaking genus!"ġ3) Don't worry about the year 2012 because the Jonas Brothers have been to the year 3000.ġ4) When life gives you lemons drop them and go to the mall and buy some lemonade. Student: Nahh, everybody else is just early.Ĩ) The "Shake Weight" is the funniest thing i have ever seen.ĩ) When life gives you Bad Romance, get a Telephone and call Alejendro, when alejandro comes over he brings the Paparazii to take picture of you just dancing to Love game.ġ0) The world can't end in 2012, I have yogurt that expires in 2013.ġ1) Lady Gaga should lend Justin Bieber her balls.ġ2) "dont look at me, I didn't do it". your already high!! HAHAHAHA!ĥ) Facebook Junkie: IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER FARMVILLE REQUEST YOU SON OF A BITCH, I WON'T FERTILIZE YOUR CROPS, I'LL FARTELIZE!Ħ) Student: Teacher you won't punish me for something I didn't do right? when your on top, you don't have to smoke. 1) Hey, say this: I am sofa king wee tod did.Ģ) If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?ģ) Dracula- I suckkk peoples blood and terrorise the villages! what do u do?Ĥ) Captain Krazy: Hey, guys! See that mountain over there? It's 3000 ft above sea level.
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